Knock loudly once, twice, thrice more
Wait for someone to open the door
Peer past the hanging chain
Down to the curtained windowpane
Lift up your shoulders in a shrug
Wipe your feet neatly on the rug
Then feel free to step inside, but don't pout
If the door hits you on your way out.
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Make yourself at home.
I'd probably get hit more then once on the way out, knowing my luck with doors. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Me too. I made the door troll angry once, and he never forgave me. :(
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