I was on Youtube looking at this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI&feature=related
After about a minute and a half of the guy shouting and screaming, I became so incredibly annoyed that I decided that all rainbows are evil, especially if they appear twice, and I am therefore going to write a poem on how I really really don't like rainbows. This guy has tainted my childhood. I hope you're happy, Hungrybear9562.
Also, you might want to keep me away from kindergarteners for a while. Too much happiness results in me shoving a sledgehammer into the nearest colourful surface.
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Walking down a coloured path
Holding hands with the clouds
But hang on to your hat...
Things are going to get ugly.
The air turns dark
And the sun ducks down
Giggling as the wind starts to blow.
You're in for a surprise, aren't you?
Evil bearded monsters
Green robes swaying in the wind
They grab hold of your hair
And toss you over the edge.
You're falling, falling, falling
Limbs kicking, legs swinging
Head spinning nevertheless
Nosediving into a pot of gold.
Fantasy never lasts long, does it?
Keep your feet on the ground
'Cause fraternizing with rainbows
Never turns out very well.
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STAY SOBER, KIDS!
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