Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Nameless

Is she new?
Hair, cut close around her face, streaked different shades of black, blue, and green. A new colour appeared every week or so, but nobody asked for an explanation. Eyes shaded with dark pencil, usually only half-open, slits of defiance. They were dark, murky brown, not unlike a swamp monster's footsteps in the sand. Long nose with a ruby stud in one nostril, mouth tweaked up slightly in a permanently crooked smirk.
She actually looks kind of scary.
Fine, she stood out. From the cookie-cutter straight-A, all-American cheerleaders that roamed the halls of the school. The ones that were so perky, their voices could make paint peel if you got them happy about something. Being mad all the time wouldn't be an endearing quality. 
Usually.
She wore her iPod earphones in class, artfully tucked behind her many piercings to disguise them from her teachers. People within a ten-foot radius could hear the pounding beats of The Clash or the soft strumming of Jack Johnson or the honey-smooth voice of Alicia Keys. It was a different song every day, and he often saw her subtly tapping along to the rhythm, her green-tipped fingernails scratching out a beat through her desktop.
Does she play anything? Guitar or something?
He saw her at her locker, discreetly slipping a pair of drumsticks into her sweatshirt pocket. He imagined her at home, headphones on, multicoloured hair flying, the room filling with loud music. Not angry pounding, nor annoying cymbals. Merely the percussion of what was on her mind.
I wish I could play something. All I play is baseball.
At lunch she didn't eat, just slipped a tablet under her tongue and disappeared into the crowd. 
Isn't she hungry?
She pushed past all the people in front of her, not being rude, just trying to get by.
Where is she going?
She made her way through the throng all the way to a table at the very back, where a bunch of his friends were sitting. Marsha, John, Patrick. She whispered something into Casey's ear and walked away.
I should really get Casey an anniversary present. Last time I forgot and she had a hissy fit. Maybe flowers or something like that; I'll make a car-
"Excuse me," she said. I looked up. It was the new girl.
That's odd... What could she possibly...
She leaned in until her swamp monster eyes were level with mine. I uncomfortably looked away. "I told your girlfriend you were staring at me," she said. The silver braces on her teeth glinted in the dim light. "Might want to go fix that."
Um, what?
"I have a name," she spat. "And it's most definitely not 'new girl'." He watched her walk away, keeping his eyes on the back of her arm. He squinted. Scars, all in a row. Like lines on a chalkboard.
Oh my God-
"Hello?" Casey's voice was in my ear as she roughly grabbed me by the elbow. "Quit checking out the freak!" He ignored her and craned his neck forward to see where the nameless girl had gone. He searched silently, but no head of black and green appeared in the crowd.
Is that why she won't talk to anybody?
It was like she'd never been there at all.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Confessions of Scrooge

My winter wonderland
Has melted, it's over
White Christmas has blackened
And spotted with clover

My sleigh ride is finished
It's all gone tonight
Jingle bells don't ring
Not within my sight

My heart has turned rotten
My blood has curdled
My mind running with thoughts
I haven't quite hurdled

Merry humbug to all
And thus, in a pinch
How easy it is
To become a Grinch!

***

Hahahahahaha. How uncharacteristic of me. I'm just kidding.
If you're a Grinch, you should be ashamed of yourself. It's CHRISTMAS! Live a little, people!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Not It

Great poker face
A devilish smile
That comes out
Once in a while
                 if you're lucky.
I am.

The whisper of a dove's wing
Floating on an eyelash
A butterfly's wing of hope
Thumping a heartbeat
                           if you happen to hear.
I do.

Laughter makes my heart grow small
With longing
With fear
I can crush it, destroy it
                                if I'm clever.
I'm not.

A perpetual game of tag
Running madly
Drifting sadly
You'll escape
                    if you can run fast enough.
I can't.

Forgetting the string
Of remembrance 'round your finger
You can get lost
In that grin
            if you don't try too hard.
I don't.

Roses are red
What comes next?
Pen to paper, cheek to cheek
Arm to hand to heart
                            if you want.
I want.

Do you?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Ho-Ho-Ho

Christmas is upon us, and all through the school
Not a student is stirring--what are we, fools?
For exams are approaching and boy, what stress
It's turning holiday into perilous mess

The presents need wrapping, and there's piles of snow
And multiple things that must be done "just so"
But there are textbooks and papers and essays, oh dear
Final projects and tests draw increasingly near

So tell me, oh Santa, what do we do?
It would help if we got a little cheer from you
Maybe you know algebra, or the square root of pi
Perhaps you're good at chemistry, come on, don't be shy!

If you would be so kind and help us today
We'll make sure we shovel to make room for your sleigh
Milk and cookies and carrots so crunchy
Will be there in case you get a case of the munchies

Please, Santa Claus, take the pain of our load
As high school students, we've got no place to go
I know we've been bad, but could you just let it slide?
We've got chocolates and tinsel to buy!

***

So... Whaddya say?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Head On, Heart Off

"Mechanical switches have moving parts, while solid state switches do not."

I just finished a Tech quiz. Don't mind me.

***

Head on
Heart off
Mind on
Soul off
Eyes down
Hands clasped
Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.

Music on
Ears off
Spot on
Brush off
Lips parted
Gaze on the road.
Distract me. I dare you.

---

..."Charles-"

TRUE.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Shortest Short Story In The Universe

So this isn't the shortest short story in the universe, but I named it that way for a reason. "The 3390th Shortest Short Story in the universe" sounds pretty stupid, no?

I'm writing such a short short story because I have a million things to do but I haven't posted in a while. Here we go...

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Somewhere up in space, there are thousands and thousands of people, just like us.
Far, far away, in the deep dark of the universe, each person sits on a tiny planet, swinging their legs in anticipation, peering down at Earth to see who is worth their attention.
*
A shooting star drifted down through the fog, swirling in the breeze to land upon a child's nose.
*
"Look, Mama," he said, giggling as the snow melted quickly on his skin. He spread his fingers a centimetre apart, letting the water trickle down his arm.
"I caught a wish this big."

---

That was easy.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Shower Power

Shower power.
Flower chower.
Hmmm...

***

There once was an innocent flower
Who wanted to get more power
So it made these new friends
And tied up loose ends
Until it entered the shower.

***

Okay no.

***

Toast
Open for discussion
Always on the kitchen table
Sitting
There.

Eggs
Getting cold
Great with ketchup or
Sausage.

Bacon
An unhealthy part of your daily breakfast
Covered in
Oil
Nutrition disregarded.

Juice
Under the milk
In the fridge
Cranberry, orange, apple
Energy in a carton.

Breakfast is served.

***

Yay!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Lost

How can you get lost
If you were never found?
How can you swim
When you've already drowned?
How can you breathe
When the air is full of memories
Threatening to choke the life
Out of what you believe?


How can you speak
When the words won't stay?
How can you dream
If you haven't slept in days?
How can you keep going
When your life is full of roadblocks
Hurdles tripping up your feet
To land face first on the ground?


How can you remember
If you've already forgotten?
How can you be kind
When hate is all you've ever gotten?
I'll tell you how.
You can't.
Might as well give up
Until the searchlights start.


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Makeover time! As you may have noticed, this blog looks a teeny-tiny bit different. Good different, hopefully! I did photoshop the banner myself, and yes, that is me. Or my hand and half my face. Whatever.


Please let me know if you have any more "creative suggestions" related to the look of this blog!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

You Say Goodbye...

...I say hello...

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Five four nine, one one six two.
She stared at the crumpled piece of paper in her shaky hand, the red ink blurring together on the page and making her mind spin in circles. Somewhere on the platform, somebody sneezed, and there was the soft sound of shuffling as they searched through their pocket for a much-needed tissue.
Five four nine, one one six two.
Clasping the scrap of paper between her fingers, she spun around and stared at the posters on the wall, the one of the city map, the Coca-Cola ad, the informational diagram about STIs. Pulling her wool hat over her ears, she exhaled softly, her breath coming out in a plume of thin smoke, her chest tightening with the very movement.
Five four nine, one one six two.
The overhead loudspeaker boomed something about luggage being left in the east wing, but it wasn't the droning, muffled voice she heard in her head.
Five four nine, one one six two.
"Please!"
"I can't stay. You know I would if I could."
"But I-"
"Look, I'll make this easier on you. We don't have to be friends. We can just talk about the weather every time I come into town."
"I can't-I won't-"
"I'll get out of your way now. Might as well end it off here, right?"
"Please don't-"
"All right, bye then. I'll see you... No, I won't. I'll... Call you? Here, take-"
"You can't do this..."
Five four nine, one one six two.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the five o'clock train has now left the station. I repeat, the five o'clock train has now left the station. Please stand by for further notice about the delay in Belleville..."
Five four nine, one one six two.
She tossed the paper into the wind, and it whipped against the train window as it rushed by. The numbers spun around in her head like flies circling honey, and she closed her eyes, blocking the sight of the darkened platform from her view. She retrieved her phone from her backpack and began to dial.
Five four nine, one one six two.
"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice recording. Please leave a message after the beep!"
Five four nine, one one six two.
She hung up.

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Well, that was depressing.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Howard You?

Howard you? Howard me? Howard everyone I see...

You guessed it. This post is about HOMONYMS. I don't quite know why I picked this topic, as I was going into this trying to write a poem about dragons, but now that I've decided and made a clever rhyme, I guess I gotta follow up to it.

Uh...

...Um....

Duuuuuuuuurrrrrr...

Okay, screw it. There is absolutely nothing you can say about homonyms except for the fact that they sound like something they're not. Kind of like Justin Bieber, though I'm unaware if that sex change operation was successful or not, so I can't really judge.

What irritates me about homonyms is when people use the wrong one. Like, geez Louise, it's common sense.

you're =/= your
where =/= wear


Whenever I'm on Facebook or reading a blog post or editing someone's essay I see this all the time: "Your going to where you're hat outside, right? Wear is you're scarf? LOL!" It grates on my last nerve, I'll tell you that, especially because it happens all the time. We are supposed to be matur-er, good individuals, and yet we can't differentiate the meanings of something that is talking about a location and something that is talking about clothing.

It's ridonkulous!

---

An armour of scales
Glinting in the silver sun
Breathing fire on those
Who don't dare to run.


Eyes like stones
Of the highest price
The tail knocks you out
With one clean slice.


And before you know it
Quickly, I'll bet,
You're trapped in darkness
But not dead yet.


For if you can slip past
The dragon's clever eye
You'll be thanking the heavens
'Til the day that you die.


---


I told you so.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tidbit

tidbit - a choice or pleasing bit (as of information)
from Merriam-Webster English Dictionary

What an interesting word! Tidbit. Tidbit. Tidbit.

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She'd never really cared for jewelry.
The gold hoop earrings, the diamond-studded bracelet, the beautiful jade ring with her initials graved into it. It was too flashy, annoying. An extra reminder of something that she didn't want to belong to anymore.
Legs strung across the edge of the bridge, she hummed a gentle melody as she emptied the box into her lap. Silver chains, charm bracelets, jeweled brooches in the shape of hummingbirds. Too many memories. Too much to store.
Taking a deep breath she began to sort through them, remembering each ring, each bracelet, each pin. John. Bradley. Sam. Neil. She whispered their names aloud as she tossed each trinket over the edge, listening to the satisfying plop of metal hitting the water. They were all gone, drowned, taking with them the bitter remains of all the creeps who'd taken more than they'd asked for.
Soft gurgling sounds filled the silence as each now useless item floated to the bottom of the creek. For a minute she sat there in the quiet, listening to her own thoughts, watching the jewelry disappear from her sight and the pain disappear from her heart.
"I can't be bought."

---

TIDBIT.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Shooting Rainbows

I was on Youtube looking at this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI&feature=related

After about a minute and a half of the guy shouting and screaming, I became so incredibly annoyed that I decided that all rainbows are evil, especially if they appear twice, and I am therefore going to write a poem on how I really really don't like rainbows. This guy has tainted my childhood. I hope you're happy, Hungrybear9562.

Also, you might want to keep me away from kindergarteners for a while. Too much happiness results in me shoving a sledgehammer into the nearest colourful surface.

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Walking down a coloured path
Holding hands with the clouds
But hang on to your hat...
Things are going to get ugly.


The air turns dark
And the sun ducks down
Giggling as the wind starts to blow.
You're in for a surprise, aren't you?


Evil bearded monsters
Green robes swaying in the wind
They grab hold of your hair
And toss you over the edge.


You're falling, falling, falling
Limbs kicking, legs swinging
Head spinning nevertheless
Nosediving into a pot of gold.


Fantasy never lasts long, does it?
Keep your feet on the ground
'Cause fraternizing with rainbows
Never turns out very well.

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STAY SOBER, KIDS!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Welcome Mat


Knock loudly once, twice, thrice more
Wait for someone to open the door
Peer past the hanging chain
Down to the curtained windowpane
Lift up your shoulders in a shrug
Wipe your feet neatly on the rug
Then feel free to step inside, but don't pout
If the door hits you on your way out.

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Make yourself at home.